Tuesday, November 4, 2008

When You're Dead Your Vote Doesn't Count

I'm sure you're all thinking I'm going to make some reference to ACORN or reveal that I have the plague, but really I just wanted to say that according to all extreme postitions on both sides (because we know those are the most accurate), I will die or have a horrible life no matter who becomes president.

One candidate is
obviously a closet-Muslim-terrorist who will support Al-Queda after he socializes us so he can spread the carnage around equally.
The other will
of course die of old age and insanity tomorrow and leave us with a brainless Barbie doll who will deny the existence of dinosaurs and have a big ol' book-burning BAR-BQ in her backyard so she can keep an eye on Russia for when she starts World War III.

Obviously we're all gonna die either way, so really, does my vote count?

PS
I did vote today and was very happy about it. I just hate the extremes people go to to smear the other candidate-both of whom I respect.

7 comments:

Kristina P. said...

I was excited about the election at first, and they it turned into the same old, same old.

This is why I vote 3rd party.

*MARY* said...

I didn't vote, but I'm not proud of it.

The Boob Nazi said...

I was going to write my own name in, but I couldn't find that option. I'd make a great president.

Brittany said...

I didn't vote either. But I think I have the plague or something. I don't feel well.

jo said...

I voted!

And it was so painless, I just might do it again sometime.

Kristina P. said...

Hey, we're doing another small meet and greet next week! Check out my blog for details. Hope you can come!

Kristina P. said...

Sorry, I meant to get back to you. You should set up email in your profile!

If you go to Whitney's bog, she has a poll, and you can just hit yes so we can get a number. But I will plan on you being there. I'm excited!