Just a quick word of advice.
When you're interviewing for a children's story-teller position at the Public Library, and you're doing your sock-puppet routine, make sure you plan out your act in a little more detail so you don't accidentally say the following:
Sock Puppet Princess: But Daddy! I want a pig! Did you know they don't even sweat! That's more than you can say for your courtesans-NO! I meant COURT! Court!
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You're a shoo in for that position. I would slowly try to work in offensive things that the kids wouldn't understand, so they can go home and tell their parents what they learned.
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